Fed Ex Fairy, flying and flittering about from deep in the closet we bid thee come out
Fed Ex Fairy, with the light brown hair send me your package by ground, ship, or air
Fed Ex Fairy, blond tan and shapely send me your package I'll accept the job happily
Fed Ex Fairy, with the scruffy long beard to my house would you send it again have you heard?
Fed Ex Fairy, with a broken left leg send it now or for mercy you'll beg
Fed Ex Fairy, I'll say it again help me to leave my job at the state penn
Fed Ex Fairy, round plump and fat drop one my way I'll be gone at the drop of a hat
Fed Ex Fairy, may I ask it so bold please do not send me a medical hold
Fed Ex Fairy, only three feet high send me your package I'll bid a happy good bye
Fed Ex Fairy, the bearer of good news send me my package you'll leave with some booze
Fed Ex Fairy, way far,far away say it ain't so I hope you're not O.J.(Simpson that is)
Fed Ex Fairy, can you send one my way I’m tired of waiting here day after day
Fed Ex Fairy, we ask for a job a package a letter to FREE OKIEBOB!
Fed Ex Fairy, in case you should careth we found this great web site founded by Agent Ray Harris
Fed Ex Fairy, way up in the sky you haven't yet come would you kindly explain why?
Fed Ex Fairy, you know it's the goal the job of a lifetime in the Border Patrol
Fed Ex Fairy, So happy and gay. Bring me my orders And I'll send Jack Daniel's to Ray. (Fed Ex overnite pls)
Fed Ex Fairy, Hairy and smelly. I'm jogging every day, To lose my beer belly.
Fed Ex Fairy, Pretty as a pup. Are you sure that you Don't want to sign up? Ray Harris
Fed Ex Fairy, Dressed in orange and navy Please come and save me 'Tired of wading through gravy.
Fed Ex Fairy, Oh buddy, Oh pal, compadre(madre) of mine I beg that you free us O cuate(a)divine.
Fed Ex Fairy, My life's in your truck I know that sounds desperate But I've given up on luck.
Fed Ex Fairy, My life's under your arm Be careful with my envelope It's my passport to the Olive-drab farm. ;-)
SCG in S.D. Fed Ex Fairy, wave your wand in the air wave it in a circle and make my orders appear.
Fed Ex Fairy, show up with my package I want it so bad I'd bend over back wards...
Fed Ex Fairy, you kind sweet thing Drop off my orders so i can give my family a ring
Fed Ex Fairy, with your wings of gold stop by my house I'm feeling pretty BOLD!
Fed Ex Fairy, You sure do inspire me 'Doing sit-ups and push-ups While waiting to encounter thee
Fed Ex Fairy, BRING IT ON, I paced all night long I can see its nearly dawn SCG in S.D.
Fed Ex fairy, You talking' to me?
Fed Ex fairy, I'll put cement shoes on your feet Anti social conduct they call it, but I don't care give me my package on time,
or I'll -- let's not go there Fed Ex fairy, sorry for threatening your house
Fed Ex fairy, who told me to do it? Larry "the mouse." The person who investigated me, didn't like that I dress like Joe Pesci
but he spoke nicely of me, I tell ya, He knows that I'm a real goodfella
Fed Ex fairy, Just joking with ya, you big dummy
Fed Ex fairy, WHO YOU CALLIN' 'FUNNY'???!? - -Anon
(The preceding poem was merely a jest and no true meaning should be derived from it, etc. etc.)